Today I went into The Paddlers Return Bar, and ordered a beer.
The bartender, amazed that I can actually talk, gave me a beer.
I said, "What do I owe you?"
The bartender stopped and thought for a moment, "Even though this goat is smart,he probably hasn't been in many bars."
So he said, "That'll be ten pounds."
I handed over the money and started drinking his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender couldn’t restrain his curiosity, he walked back over to me and tried to strike up a conversation.
"You know, we don't get many goats in this bar."
I replied, "Well, at ten pounds a beer, I'm not surprised."
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