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Billy Ocean

New Year 2010

As its been a long time since I updated my blog I should have much to tell but then again its best that some of the things I have seen I keep to myself!!
I have discovered that I have a namesake in Ireland - named after meself 'Arthur' and he's a wee pygamy goat so I look forward to sharing pics of him soon.
We are down to just 4 chickens as the bad badger has taken the others. I'm told we may be getting some new company once the weather improves.

For those of you out climbing on the ice or practicing on the walls inside - thought I'd share with you my motivational video of the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFt7VeKRfj0&feature=related

or contact Anglesey Adventures for some extra climbing tips!

Been on holiday!!!

Sorry its been so long, but i've been away on a long break (down the beach). The surf has been totally radical, I showed some of those guys how to do it properly.

I am after a surfing partner now, so if anyone is interested please let me know (goats or similar only please)!

A quacking tale

Just had some great weather - great for blue sky thinking.

The tipis have gone back up.

The hens are laying well- even the new bird Whoopi has filled out and looks good. Shes still a bit camera shy though.

Spring has brought Dennis a young Campbell, Jemima. He was a bit of a show off to start with, but they are now settling in on the pond. There are some mallards, teals, geese and a heron there as well so he has some good company.

On the pond to keep us entertained - please welcome the Spice Ducks.

More from them later -

Paddlers Return Again

My mate Dennis - waiting for the pub to open.

Perhaps he read Paddlers Return!

Comic Relief

Just a quickie for comic relief:

What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?

Billy Vanilli.

Photogenic friends....

Plodding Away
Surfs Up Dude

Just a few pics of my mates to keep you all going for a while....

Flying High

When Boris realised he couldnt fly, he reached new heights with the aid of the picnic table.

'I should be so clucky'

We've all been enjoying the sunshine today and we've a new bird on block!

Please welcome Kylie -

she's young, fluffy and like me - well into her food, so she's definately come to the right place.

Liverpool Girl Guides

just a quick hello to,

Bethany, Heather, Amy, Adele, Lydia, Neha, Faye, Bill and Aunty P who all came to see me at the weekend.

We had a great time and I believe the girls even went abseiling in 70mph winds, thats amazing!

They brought me nice food all the time, but there was a bit too much and I just couldnt finish it all.

Hope to see you again soon girls

New Years Eve Shennanigans

Instead of the usual night round town, me and my mates headed down to the french riviera for a slighlty classier evening.

Unfortunatley my old mate bruno let the side down a little, with his appauling behaviour in the bistro!

A BURNING ISSUE.

Thought you should all learn about things that get my goat.

Here's one about burning a straw goat every Christmas in Sweden

For full facts go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat

But I ask you - which of us looks better?

CAMPAIGN

Have you heard the news about my brother goats?!
A Cull?!

I call upon you all to adopt a goat for Christmas and save my mates!?

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/farming-north-wales/farming-news/2008/12/09/national-trust-protest-over-goat-killings-55578-22437578/

The Christmas Countdown!

Christmas is coming and I can already taste those left over brussel sprouts!

Did you know it is only 14 days till xmas, I haven't done single bit of shopping yet. I have to say though I havent seen my christmas stocking going up yet, maybe its that big that nobody could lift it, or its full of really expensive things so they didnt want to leave it outside.

I think ill pay the chicks a nice corner unit for their apartment and maybe ill get the duck a new paddling pool for him to splash around in.

I hope I get some new clothes to wear at christmas, I think people are abit bored of seeing me in the same old thing all the time. I was thinking of a nice suede number with some leather elbow patches, think I could pull that off a treat.

Well let the festivities begin (I am curious to know when the punch is going to arrive though)

Seasons greetings

Lookin Good ...

..... and Feelin' Fine!

Christmas is on its way!

I know something is happening because to day I got all measured up, I think there might be presents on the way. Is Santa Claus coming early!

Its been a bit chilly lately, but its ok beacuse I am getting that much food that I have a nice layer of fat round my middle to keep me warm .

Everyday now I got moved somewhere different its great because I get lets of yummy things to eat, and its nice to have a change of view from time to time.

The duck is being a bit boring lately -I just don't seem to be able to get him away from those chickens, so much for him being my friend!

Well I will keep you updated on the present I am sure it is going to be an early present, Yeah.

Just Quackers

Its been a bit miserable latley so I decided to go far a bite to eat with my mate Dennis, we had a few drinks and then the jokes started to roll. I have to say after some of them I have lost a lot of respect for that Duck!! Here are some of the best (or worst) have a read and let me know what you think:

What does a duck get after he eats?

A bil

What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?

A duck-filled-fatty-pus


Why did the duck cross the park?

To get to the other slide

What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

Why don't you ever bring a duck with you into the bathroom?

Because it might be "a Pekin"!!

Last One.......


Two monsters went duck-hunting with their dogs but without success. "I know what we're doing wrong," said the first one. "What's that then?" asked the second. "We're not throwing the dogs high enough!"

I'm sorry....
Dont worry there will be chicken jokes to follow, because I am going for dinner with them tonight

byeee

Getting an early start

After all that rain yesterday I needed something to warm my cockles, so I popped into reception where I found just the person.

After a few glasses of the merlot, I am ready to face another day. I have to admit though I had some difficulties, finding my way home, and my legs just wouldnt stop wobbling!

Rescued by the emergency services

I cant believe how much it has been raining! That duck has been living it up all day, swan-ning around like the bees knees. He hasnt stop quacking all day, splashing all day I cant see the big deal all over a bit of rain.

Alas, dont fear a brave man in a yellow coat came to rescue me, me and my poor hoofs! He brought me what can only be described as a paradise island in the middle of all the muddy, sloppy, sinking grass. I like to think of it is a my own little hula hula island, all I need now is a palm tree and a cocktail, oh and a little less rain.

I hope that duck is jealous, when he has to go back to boring semi-detached, and I'll be partying all night in tropical bliss!

Aloha

Goat Joke of the week!!!!

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound.

The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound.

He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound.

He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?" The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?"

The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam."